So during lunch I race to the local library to pick up the book waiting on hold for me there. Pride and Prejudice. And Zombies.
I scout out the usual shelves, hoping the website was wrong and there were copies of the other new arrivals for me to check out and devour over the weekend. Finally, I go to the hold shelves and pick up my book.
Pride. Check.
Prejudice. Check.
Zombies. No check.
I raced all the way across town to pick up a copy of a book I already have? Without the extra ultra-cool zombie violence? Are you kidding me? Plus, what am I supposed to do? Go up to the checkout desk and complain about being given a classic of British literature?
Freaky people trying to shove straight Austen down other people's throats.
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hey, i've got it on audio, want a copy?
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